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counting it down..only 54749 days until Bernie Madoff gets out of Jail.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers
wondering how much of a carbon footprint Nancy Pelosi et al left in Copenhagen and how much we taxpayers will have to pay for it!
Eight hundred pairs of underwear were stolen from a clothing store today. The police are making a brief inquiry
Its very ironic how Toyota's slogan is "Moving Forward!"
I still miss my ex – But guess what? My Aim is getting better
Where were all the Kwanzaa ads for Black Friday?
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I think it was Confucius who said "I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning. I have an appetite for sex 'cause me so horny."
1) Go to Google 2) Type : mov0001.swf 3) Click on the first link
It'd be really weird if animals were like pokemon in that they said their names instead of making sounds. So instead of going "Meow" a cat would walk around going "CAAAAAAT CAAAAAT! CATCATCATCAT!"
Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk.
Honestly officer, it's not my fault... Jesus took the wheel...
At my funeral when they're lowering me into the ground I demand they play "Drop it like its hot"!!!
I'm Canadian and bacon is called bacon .
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
If anyone sees my TV remote control can you tell it I simply want to know if it's safe and happy.
I just saw a caveman today. Okay fine, I saw a guy who was sitting on a bench reading a book. Same thing to me. 