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you know the recession is bad when wives are having sex with their husbands cause they can't afford batteries.
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06-21-2011 00:27 by
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Ive created a fb group called "threesome" and invited two girls. I'm not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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09-20-2011 11:52 by
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[Status update only available to Facebook® Gold™ account holders]
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09-27-2011 10:29 by
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┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓ EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN'
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10-12-2011 03:05
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I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror.
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02-02-2011 16:37 by
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Dear Facebook: Stop being like my mom and suggesting people for me to be friends with.
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02-16-2011 16:26 by
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we all know "watch a movie" means "I wanna be in the dark with you"
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02-28-2011 18:06 by
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They say a a dog is man's best friend, but I don't even have enemies that'll look me dead in the eye while taking a sh!t on my carpet.
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08-08-2012 20:53
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Jersey Shore just got cancelled. Clearly an act of God. Your move, atheists.
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08-30-2012 20:54 by
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to do list: 1. win powerball 2. delete Facebook account
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11-28-2012 14:14
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The best curve on a woman is her smile :) ...Hahahaha lmao! No I'm kidding, it's her boobs.
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09-06-2012 13:53 by
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Opposites attract, that's the trouble with being awesome
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09-13-2012 21:37 by
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Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert
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10-17-2012 22:57 by
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Saw a bird crap on a Smart car. Totaled it.
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03-02-2013 01:49 by
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If we make guns illegal, then nobody will get shot anymore. That's how we stopped everybody from doing drugs
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05-31-2013 05:54
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The pollen levels are so high this year that it has the crackheads trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed..
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04-21-2010 17:14 by
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ever realize how similar Porsches are to porcupines? Except the porcupine has pricks on the outside....
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04-27-2010 23:18 by
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Next time I'm on a job interview and they ask my accomplishments, I'm going to say , "Don't know if you know this, but Windows 7 was my idea."
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06-01-2010 12:00
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The Tooth Fairy teaches kids to sell their body parts for Money.
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08-13-2010 12:00
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Adorable idea... Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yogurt called Debbie.
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