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If your girlfriend claims to never look at your Facebook profile, change your relationship status to 'single' and wait 5 minutes.
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07-08-2011 14:06 by
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?(A} Almost Boobs {B} Barely there {C} Can't Complain! (D) Dang! (DD) Double Dang! (F) Fake. (G) Get a Reduction. (H)Help me, I've fallen and I can't g
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04-21-2010 09:43 by
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My Wife says I'm too Immature, and if I don't Grow Up it's going to erect a barrier between us .....Hee Hee Hee....Erect
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10-20-2009 12:56 by
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If you were stranded on a deserted island with only a solar powered cd player, and a bieber cd........ how would you kill yourself?
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02-16-2011 11:54 by
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Walmart Owner: "Ok, So here's the plan.We'll put 25-30 registers in each store. Then, we'll only put cashiers at 3 of them.It can't fail!"
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08-16-2011 21:06 by
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A positive to being overweight: you fill the bathtub up real quick, and save money on your water bill.
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06-27-2011 11:06 by
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if you're just gonna quit going to the gym in a couple weeks then please don't pack the gyms now. thanks!
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01-04-2010 15:59 by
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People who investigate strange noises in horror movies deserve to die.
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10-29-2010 15:06
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Next time you feel a sneeze coming on, yell out "PIKA!" right before the sneeze
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12-27-2010 19:31
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I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come over
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02-01-2012 15:38
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Me and my recliner...we go way back.
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01-29-2012 11:52 by
Mickey
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I don't think I could ever stab someone. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.
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08-29-2010 06:08 by
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Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize that I had no idea what the eff was going on when I first saw it.
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09-28-2009 23:11
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In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.
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07-30-2010 15:00
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Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated. Now I'm facing sexual harassment charges.
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06-03-2011 17:16
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joined a nudist colony last week........the first few days were the hardest!
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09-13-2011 15:34
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Do you ever notice that when you are ignoring a phone call, the phone seems to ring longer than usual
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09-29-2011 14:19
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I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I'm here to 'like' them.
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05-23-2013 14:59
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Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 34, looking for some action!", so I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.
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10-14-2012 07:39 by
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I stopped by the apple store and used their bathroom .. iPeed
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08-02-2012 16:20 by
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