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   messageicon This little piggy went to market.This little piggy stayed at home.This little piggy had roast beef.This little piggy had none.And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 15:47 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Saturday Morning, If at all possible, I would like to postpone our meeting until around 11AM as I have a conflicting appointment with Mr. Sandman
←Rate | 11-14-2009 11:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I decided to get in touch with my feminine side today. I made myself a sandwich.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 00:54 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't bathed in so long I'm starting to smell European.
←Rate | 11-08-2012 12:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breonna Taylor's family should have collected the 12 million from her drug pushing, boyfriend's family who fired at the officers first.
←Rate | 09-15-2020 18:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon totally voting for Pedro
←Rate | 06-05-2008 18:33 Comments (1)  


   messageicon about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..
←Rate | 12-04-2007 13:38 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Just spent 4 hours directing republicans to the correct voting location. Too easy lol
←Rate | 11-06-2012 10:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a guy opens the door of his car for a girl, you can be sure of one thing, either the girl is new or the car is.
←Rate | 09-13-2011 07:36 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon She asked me to kiss her like it was the first time either of us had ever kissed so I headbutted her, bit her lip twice and came in my pants
←Rate | 10-23-2013 05:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a puppy and a liberal? A puppy will eventually open its eyes and stop whining.
←Rate | 03-25-2016 23:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know how to pi$$ a liberal off. Make sense. . .
←Rate | 06-05-2016 19:52 by JAB Comments (1)  


   messageicon would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 1 week of sobriety!!!
←Rate | 07-31-2011 22:35 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon s wondering....now that the US has passed heath Care Reform I wonder when Rush Limbaugh is leaving the country? Not soon enough I'm sure
←Rate | 03-22-2010 00:55 by Vybe Comments (5)  


   messageicon Cutting education funding to help the economy is like planting chicken eggs rather than feeding the hen.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 18:08 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like my women like I like my cheese. White American singles.
←Rate | 08-21-2011 11:10 by MTQ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Michele Bachmann, Hurricane Irene was a warning from God... That you SHOULDN'T run for President in 2012. Best Regards.
←Rate | 08-29-2011 16:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything happens for a reason... Just know that God places people in your life for a reason and will let you know what that reason is when it is time! ♥
←Rate | 10-22-2010 15:31 by orania Comments (11)  


   messageicon Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
←Rate | 08-17-2009 12:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judges who judge judgemental judging are often judged judgementally the way they judged. Judging other judgemental judges only brings greater judgement. Judgemental judging as you can easily judge is harsh judgement. Therefore Judge not lest ye be judged!
←Rate | 08-15-2011 15:19 by JBabcock Comments (0)  



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