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Life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel.
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10-30-2010 15:57 by
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"hi, you are through to the incontinence hotline..........can you hold please?"
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11-03-2010 18:11 by
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Never mind being "Popular" in High School.... Now there's Facebook...
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11-10-2010 22:06 by
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if at first you don't succeed, maybe you just suck!!!
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11-12-2010 14:23
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wanted to burn some calories today, so I set fire to a fat kid.
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07-14-2009 09:17 by
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trying very hard to be the person her doctor medicates her to be.
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07-08-2010 15:53
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Aren't the "good things that come to those who wait" really just leftovers from people who got there first?
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08-06-2010 07:29
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"Side effects may include constipation or diarrhea." So what you're saying is I may or may not give a sh*t.
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08-16-2010 15:28
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those bootyshorts really compliment your tiger stripes
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08-23-2010 16:32 by
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I wonder if that braille on random public signs often says: “How did you know this was here?"
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12-27-2010 14:32
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If I was two faced, do you think I'd be wearing this one?
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01-07-2011 14:31 by
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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way...
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05-03-2010 19:23 by
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I think you misunderstood me. I said "go phuck yourself" with a PH. So, that makes it cool and not remotely offensive... Phucktard.
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05-25-2010 18:20 by
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives...
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05-25-2010 19:08 by
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I don't have bad handwriting, I have my own Font =D
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08-28-2010 09:53 by
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Walk a mile in my shoes... Then walk another mile... In fact, just keep the shoes and keep walking.
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09-08-2010 11:45
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No matter how old I get, I will always be overly excited when I receive a hand written letter in the mail.
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09-14-2010 13:42 by
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My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good.
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10-19-2010 02:22 by
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If I was on death row and given one last meal I would ask for a fortune cookie. "Come on 'long prosperous life!'"
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08-27-2010 11:49 by
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It's nice when a grocery clerk asks if I found everything OK, but if they really cared they'd have all this sh!t in the same aisle for me.
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10-02-2010 11:56 by
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