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Tupac has been dead for 18 years and still makes albums and you can't text me back? 
Chelsea Clinton gives birth to a daughter.......I hope Bill doesn't pass out any of his own cigars......
I went to Ferguson, MO and all I looted was this lousy T-shirt...
Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.
Going vegetarian is a missed steak.......sorry had to
"Can I get that in camouflage?" White guys named Cody.
I don't have instagram, so I thought you guys should know I had Starbucks this morning. The cup was super cool looking. I also saw a rainbow
Tony Romo tried to throw a celebration party but it got intercepted.
I'm not bringing sexy back. I'm the reason sexy left in the first place.
When you can have sex whenever you want...you won't want it every day. TRUST ME.
If I wasn't married, a twelve pack of toilet paper would last me three years.
Making America great, one round of golf at a time.
You know we haven't seen in all of Hillary's emails? Anything detailing how to make America great again! Hmm
Maybe, if they didn't take the test, they wouldn't even have it.
a Jedi. Obviously.
not gaining weight, he's retaining food!
Yo mamma so fat that when she lays on the beach, Green Peace try to push her back into the water.
flashing your titts in public doesnt make you a wh*re, its makes you AWESOME!!
Once you go black you can never afford to go back
When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass. I thought that was a bit harsh - just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone. 