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*breaks a sweat* Sweatshop Owner: You’re gonna have to pay for that 
Do you think they still give out chips in Gambler's Anonymous?
A massage is just professional petting for humans.
Rest areas are weird.... The guy in the stall next to me has four feet.
"DJT wins the Kremlin's employee of the month award."
"You tube's How to use a fire extinguisher shouldn't have a advert before it.
George W said he spoke with Osama, and Osama said he didn't do it.
I wouldn't bang her, oops I meant I would bang her.
Appearing on several episodes of Cops doesn't make you a TV star.
The two things a wife can do to make her husband happy. Pack her bags and leave.
I get carried away sometimes… Usually because I refuse to leave.
My favorite hobbies are practical jokes and masturbation. I’m always trying to pull a fast one.....
Every time I get a kiss, I end up smelling like pepper spray....
"Why is it that a insecure person(d.j.t.) needs to express their accomplishments that they never accomplished.
Now that FIFA is over, it's time to get back to your own goals!
I love that "take out" means food, dating, and murder.
Some days I survive, other days I don't. It's no big deal either way.
If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer? You smart people just grinned; didn't you?
They say two heads are better than one. Untill it's their baby.
Sacha Baron Cohen's TV show, Who Is America?, is the greatest!