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   messageicon *breaks a sweat* Sweatshop Owner: You’re gonna have to pay for that
←Rate | 07-18-2018 07:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think they still give out chips in Gambler's Anonymous?
←Rate | 07-18-2018 07:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A massage is just professional petting for humans.
←Rate | 07-18-2018 07:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rest areas are weird.... The guy in the stall next to me has four feet.
←Rate | 07-18-2018 02:19 by BobbyT Comments (0)  


   messageicon "DJT wins the Kremlin's employee of the month award."
←Rate | 07-17-2018 23:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You tube's How to use a fire extinguisher shouldn't have a advert before it.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 23:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon George W said he spoke with Osama, and Osama said he didn't do it.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 21:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wouldn't bang her, oops I meant I would bang her.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 21:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Appearing on several episodes of Cops doesn't make you a TV star.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 02:04 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon The two things a wife can do to make her husband happy. Pack her bags and leave.
←Rate | 07-16-2018 19:06 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get carried away sometimes… Usually because I refuse to leave.
←Rate | 07-16-2018 17:16 by BobbyT Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite hobbies are practical jokes and masturbation. I’m always trying to pull a fast one.....
←Rate | 07-16-2018 17:14 by BobbyT Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I get a kiss, I end up smelling like pepper spray....
←Rate | 07-16-2018 17:11 by BobbyT Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Why is it that a insecure person(d.j.t.) needs to express their accomplishments that they never accomplished.
←Rate | 07-16-2018 14:44 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Now that FIFA is over, it's time to get back to your own goals!
←Rate | 07-16-2018 13:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love that "take out" means food, dating, and murder.
←Rate | 07-16-2018 13:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some days I survive, other days I don't. It's no big deal either way.
←Rate | 07-16-2018 11:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer? You smart people just grinned; didn't you?
←Rate | 07-16-2018 09:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say two heads are better than one. Untill it's their baby.
←Rate | 07-16-2018 03:08 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sacha Baron Cohen's TV show, Who Is America?, is the greatest!
←Rate | 07-16-2018 00:52 Comments (2)  



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