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   messageicon Whose going to the republican victory party at midnight?
←Rate | 09-30-2013 15:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon On January 25th 2006, Al Gore proclaimed we only had 10 years left to save the planet. Get ready for the end of the world in 23 days. Al Gore said it. It must be true.
←Rate | 01-03-2016 21:44 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can we stop with all the stupid religion posts?! So you guys have differing opinions.. GREAT! Take it somewhere else-
←Rate | 04-20-2014 04:03 by x Comments (0)  


   messageicon When will Britain learn? They have a wedding, we kill Bin Laden...they have the Olympics, we land on Mars.
←Rate | 08-07-2012 07:39 by K-Mac Comments (2)  


   messageicon whats the difference between MLK day and ST Patty's day?? --Everyone wants to be Irish on St Pattys day!!
←Rate | 01-16-2012 16:57 by JJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon How does Justin bieber remove a condom after sex??? ... He farts!!!
←Rate | 03-22-2012 13:14 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, I'm single again, this time with no intentions of looking for another girl, this time I'm letting her find me.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 12:07 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Soon it'll be illegal for Americans to have a Confederate flag on the back of their pick-ups. Which will make it harder for aliens to know who to abduct.
←Rate | 07-21-2015 10:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Log off facebook and go to church if you want to pray. Facebook was exclusively invented for spying and stalking purposes.
←Rate | 04-21-2013 03:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some day I will climb into the back of a taxi in the pouring rain and the driver will say "Where to buddy?" and I will say "Just drive."
←Rate | 05-07-2013 23:04 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really dont understand interventions. What's the point of being told I have a drinking problem by a room full of reasons why I drink too much in the first place.
←Rate | 06-17-2013 21:16 by YourFavOriteAhole Comments (0)  


   messageicon If they can't elect a Pope in a week they should declare Overtime...and just play ROCK BIBLE SCISSORS
←Rate | 03-12-2013 19:42 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to start a women's magazine called "Period". And some months I'll send it out late just to freak out my subscribers.
←Rate | 09-05-2012 18:33 by Mark Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's called dignity, sweetie.. and you're not gonna find it on your knees in the men's room.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 08:38 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Had a man with a Prius ask me for a jump start in the grocery store parking lot today. I threw a triple a battery at him. Good luck douche bag.
←Rate | 09-29-2012 04:12 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't sleep knowing that a sexy girl is horny somewhere.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 04:22 by @topherjordan Comments (0)  


   messageicon The NCAA should allow Penn State to continue playing football, but their scores shouldn't be reported for 15 years.
←Rate | 07-22-2012 12:47 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are you playing video games when I have all this pu$$y?
←Rate | 07-28-2012 09:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is so cold, when I came to work this morning I saw a hitchiker holding up a photograph of his thumb.
←Rate | 01-23-2013 11:08 by Ance Larmstrong Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Eminem and Bruno Mars - while I really enjoy your new song, I cant help thinking that a 'Sky Full of Lighters' is pretty much a fire hazard just waiting to happen. Didn't think that one through, did you?
←Rate | 08-24-2011 20:20 by tdw Comments (0)  



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