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At this point, conspiracy theories might as well be called spoiler alerts.
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06-24-2022 23:11
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Finally got 8 hours of sleep, it only took 3 days or whatever.
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07-23-2022 00:02
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I fully intend to haunt people when I die. I have a list.
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05-26-2022 21:16
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Date a cat owner. They love something that doesn’t even like them back.
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06-03-2022 02:52
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Forest Grump: And just like that, having classified documents was perfectly acceptable. 😆
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01-23-2023 02:47
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My favorite color is freedom, so light up the sky like it’s the 4th of July.
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07-04-2022 03:00
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there anything I can destroy or eat in here? No? Well, you’re lucky to have me. ~ The Cat
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06-21-2022 22:46
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I just want someone to laugh at my jokes the way that Kamala laughs at questions she can’t answer.
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07-01-2022 01:47
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You’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
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01-23-2023 03:47
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The phrase "bang for your buck" isn't what I thought it was.
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03-21-2022 16:58
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Everything hits different when you’re not supposed to be doing it.
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04-29-2022 23:26
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There are two kinds of people when you explain that all drugs should be legal.
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05-15-2022 02:42
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The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
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07-23-2022 23:22
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You take the blue pill, the election ends, you wake up in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you dispute the fraud and I show you how deep the rabbit hole really goes.
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01-06-2023 18:51
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Anything that cost you your peace is too expensive.
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06-19-2022 02:39
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When someone says, stop living in the past, I say, but the music was so much better then.
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06-26-2022 00:12
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When hanging toilet paper, remember beards are cool, mullets are bad.
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07-01-2022 01:48
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I have one nerve left, and you’re dry humping it.
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07-22-2022 14:02
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Every time that you spend money, you’re casting a vote for the kind of world you want.
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04-22-2022 23:22
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Mike Hunt is tight
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