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sticky cinnamon bun, great snack or awsome stripper name? 
TWILIGHT has pretty much forever ruined the names, Edward, Bella & Jacob.
I found a 1 dollar bill in the dryer the other day and thought, "I bet this happens to strippers every time."
Every girl has a unique "mean glare" they do when they're ticked off. Nearly every guy on the other hand, all have the same "are you kidding me?" emotionless expression when they're angry
Just so we're all clear, "burning rubber" does not mean 2 minutes of safe sex.
If you call me and I don't answer, it's exactly what you think. I ignored your call.
I know I'll be a good father. I've had my iPhone for over 6 months now and I've only dropped it 182 times so far.
The ultimate test for a relationship is having arguments and still being able to have amazing sex.
Dear Mr Sandman ~ I think you lost my Address!
Valentine's Day weekend the G/F said she wanted to go somewhere expensive...So I took her to the Gas Station! ;)
finally gave in and let my boyfriend shave me down there....my toes look soooo much better
No Xvideos, I would not like to share this video with friends and family on Facebook.
Life rarely hands me anything. Am I in the wrong line?
I'm proud to say I'm a humble person
ladies, sure what you've been through is heroic. but what I've made you go through is Epic!
I got to thinking about when Hugh Hefner who is 85 was dating that girl who was 25......That would be like me dating a girl who would not be born for another eight years.
I Just got outta the dentist office and they were VERY IMPRESSED with my teeth, that they even made me take a couple of head shot photos........... They called them X-Rays, but I knew what they were getting at.
decided to become "The silent type." I'd let you know how that works out, but, you know, silence...
I think I'm gonna wrap myself in a box, label it anywhere and see where I end up. I've always loved to gamble.
will you please tell your kid to stop looking under my car for the head.. for the last time its not a Transformer 