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no Gynecologist but I will have a look 
I like to walk around the house naked. Until the cops chase me back inside.
clear your browsing history and cookies and give yourself as many thumbs up as your want
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time." Said the Malaysian shark.
Notice how the KFC and the Burger King in Ferguson suffered no damages in the riots. Brother has gotta eat....
I heard that Tom Brady isn't going to the pro bowl for an undisclosed injury. Didn't know bruised ego was a real injury.
Calm down straight guys. 9 times out of 10, g ay guys are only staring at you because you look like sh it and we just wanna give you makeover.
Girl: Hey what's up? Boy: if I tell you would you sit on it?
America, the land of the free.....unless you're an American!
June 23, 1860, The U.S. Secret Service was created to arrest counterfeiters. Now the Secret Service also protects the President... isn't this a conflict of interest?
I wanna slap any man who thinks it's ok to hit a woman and then slap any woman that stays with a man who hits her.
Some people live one life and Facebook another.
I'm so gangster, I don't even send an error report to Microsoft when Internet Explorer unexpectedly quits. Snitches get Stitches.
Ok, so now the NFL is posting on NBC at the bottom of the screen "Futbol Americano", is this serious? Did we just fleece all of American culture?
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
I was told it was Breast Awareness Month... sounds like a great thing... but was already fully aware of them...
First England takes over the news with the Royal Wedding, then America with Osama. I predict a talking kangaroo within the next week...
The 1st testicular guard was used in Cricket in 1874 & the 1st helmet was used in 1974. It took 100y to realize the brain is also important
: My neighbours liked my music so much, the called the cops to come and listen. 