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That mini heart attack when you can’t find spaghetti in your pocket.
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05-07-2022 22:08
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Hangry ~ A state of anger caused by lack of food.
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05-12-2022 01:34
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Tried to spoon a tall girl once and felt like a backpack.
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05-19-2022 07:31
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It’s ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
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05-24-2022 05:05
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Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall. When it rang, I’d pick it up not knowing who was calling. Amazing I’m still alive.
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05-30-2022 00:03
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Trojan is a terrible name for condoms. They’re basically named after something that penetrated the stronghold, then broke open and thousands of little guys poured out and messed up everyone’s day.
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05-31-2022 00:05
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My wife set parental controls on Netflix because I watched a show without her.
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05-31-2022 00:07
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Was told that I am the cheapest man in the world, well I'm not buying it
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06-11-2022 23:30 by
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Just bought a tv stand and now I’m being targeted with tv stand ads. I only need one tv stand, I’m not a tv stand hoarder.
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Well, well, well… if it isn’t all my “we’ll deal with it in January” chickens come home to roost.
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01-11-2023 00:51
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Why are deliveries on a ship called cargo, but in a car, it’s called a shipment?
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06-26-2022 00:13
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At the store: “OMG haven’t seen you in forever! Let’s stand in everyone’s way!”
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07-01-2022 01:46
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When your friend is getting beat up by banditos, but you remember his welcome refugees post.
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01-08-2023 02:38
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Anyone: “You’re so interesting to talk to! Our personalities fit so well together!” Me: Thanks, I made this one especially for you.
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01-11-2023 00:47
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I would rather someone steal my identity than remember another password.
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04-29-2022 00:55
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Dog 1 to dog 2: “Once in a while, pretend like you hear something they don’t…. it drives them crazy!”
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04-30-2022 15:39
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T-Rex shares gender reveal party with friends, Yucatan Peninsula 66 million years ago.
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05-25-2022 02:58
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Some of you have never heard the story of the “Little Engine that Could,” and it shows.
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05-28-2022 01:37 by
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Getting offended by something posted on the internet is like choosing to step in dog crap instead of walking around it.
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05-28-2022 01:38 by
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All I want to do is go outside, then inside, then outside, then inside. ~ The Dog
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05-28-2022 01:41 by
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