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it normal that one of my balls is bigger then the other two? 
God made your butt crack up and down because if it were sideways, when you went down a slide it would sound like this bufufufufufufufuublubufubufbufbufbuf
wonders if people who use sign language are allowed to talk with their mouth full....
Katy Perry is brought to you today by the number 34 and the letters "D D" Can You tell me how to get,how to get to sex-with-me-street?
donating money to various GAY FRIENDLY groups in the name of the Westboro Baptist church.
It's a Red Bull kind of day.
˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı
Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall
Let's all go caroling at a Jehovah's witness house...
What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
A King without a Queen is still a King.
"GET YOUR ASS IN LINE"...~House Speaker John BOEhner's statement to fellow Republicans....I suspect a flurry of worker's comp claims.
USA - "Dad can I borrow a few trillion dollars?" England - "...Ask your mother" China - "Hell no I'm not giving you any money!! You'll just let your government friends waste it all on gambling.
My temptation and my common sense are having one hell of a battle...
That uneasy moment when you get into a van and there isn't any candy...
Sigh. guess it's time to go do some grocery shopping. A mouse hung itself in our fridge and left a note 'can't live like this'
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
I'm thinking about going out tonight, because after all, the Beastie Boys DID fight for my right to party....
Get over here! --------------⇀ ➣➣➣➣ (O_O)
And remember kids it's very dangerous to drive with a flat. But that chipotle was well worth it :) 