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   messageicon You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back
←Rate | 02-25-2010 13:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon now officaly talking to Himself but somehow I hear a busy signal in my ears. I wonder if I can get Call Waiting????? Wait.... maybe it's better I don't answer myself...
←Rate | 02-27-2010 19:13 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know this is short notice, but does anyone have a bear costume I can borrow to scare the people camped outside Best Buy for Black Friday?
←Rate | 11-23-2016 11:44 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way.
←Rate | 01-13-2017 08:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Falcons won the popular Vote!
←Rate | 02-05-2017 23:00 by davidster2002 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stalin should have known communism doesn't work. There were red flags everywhere.
←Rate | 03-22-2017 19:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why would you schedule a vote on a bill that is at 17% approval? Have we forgotten everything Reagan taught us?
←Rate | 03-24-2017 14:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was talking to my dog about you all and he agrees you're crazy.
←Rate | 10-22-2017 21:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Robert E. Lee was in high school, I wonder if he was voted "Most Likely to Secede."
←Rate | 02-28-2018 14:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Plan to change the air in your tires soon. Replace that winter air in your tires for best inflation during summer months. Most mechanics will do this for you for free on April 1st.
←Rate | 03-17-2018 11:04 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If your palm itches, you're going to get something. If your crotch itches, you've already got it.
←Rate | 11-15-2018 06:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I smile at dogs more than I smile at people.
←Rate | 02-08-2019 13:36 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cop: Sir,do I have your permission to search your vehicle ? Me: If I say no,will you bring the K-9 unit out ? Cop: Yes ! Me: Can I pet the dog ?
←Rate | 03-19-2019 20:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have laryngitis, and my kids have never been happier.
←Rate | 04-10-2019 17:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Therapist: did the other kids tease you back in school? Me: no Therapist: no come on, they must have
←Rate | 09-10-2019 15:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The scariest words a man can ever hear from a woman are "Notice anything different?"
←Rate | 02-23-2020 09:13 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon All the pigeons be like where the eff is everyone??
←Rate | 04-01-2020 20:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My body absorbed so much hand sanitizer that when I pee it cleans the toilet...
←Rate | 04-22-2020 17:13 by Gabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pineapple on pizza is as appealing as pepperoni on pineapple upside-down cake.
←Rate | 05-07-2017 14:59 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sir Roger Moore has died aged 89. His family are said to be shaken but not stirred.
←Rate | 05-25-2017 01:30 Comments (0)  



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