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I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
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01-31-2011 18:02 by
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When I push the soap dispenser and it's empty I usually pretend it wasn't and wash my hands with the ghost soap that came out.
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05-26-2011 13:47 by
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Why can't braille just be in the shape of the letters?
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07-07-2011 21:56
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Stop it with this political BS. I haven't stolen and posted a descent item in months
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07-15-2016 04:31
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Today, I was told I was being too patronising which means I was treating them like they were stupid.
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03-03-2010 16:03 by
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The problem with being young is sometimes we don't stop to think, the problem with getter older is sometimes we forget what we were thinking about.
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03-08-2010 16:49 by
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Ok honey don't freak out, but someone broke into the house, ate all the ice cream, smashed that picture of your mother, and didn't do the dishes.
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03-16-2012 03:52 by
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If someone is bothering you with unneccessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad "iPhone 5S for $1 only"
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02-21-2014 23:14 by
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CNN Breaking news: Due to Government Shutdown, all the aliens in Area 51 have been released......
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10-01-2013 10:25 by
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Now, show me on the doll where the Government touched you...
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10-02-2013 22:20 by
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Just finished charging my iPhone. Lets see how long the battery la
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10-19-2013 09:45 by
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For our next trick, we should hack into North Korea's TV system and put Jersey Shore on repeat...
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12-23-2014 13:47 by
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I'm old enough to remember when a selfie was some lotion and a box of Kleenex.
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09-17-2014 01:49 by
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I don't regret burning bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burned them.
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08-30-2012 10:49
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Go home North Korea, you're drunk!
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03-30-2013 17:43 by
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I've spent approximately 2% of my life walking back to the trash can and checking the box to see how long I need to microwave my food.
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10-23-2012 11:56 by
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There should be a 5 second rule when girls start to cry where you can take what you just said back.
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02-04-2011 13:41 by
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Lady in the commercial for the life alert necklace said she fell. Laid there for 8 hours til her friend came. MY question, why didn't the cameraman help her up?
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09-22-2011 18:46
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Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnt it??
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10-07-2011 13:07 by
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Happy Mothers Day to all the stay at home dads
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05-08-2011 13:11 by
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