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Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. 
"Id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not"
says Its funny how sitting "boy girl boy girl" use to be a punishment...
Many great discoveries are made by not following instructions.
has often thought that what doesn't kill us makes us drink stronger liquor
"Happy let everybody else report to work month. See you in September!" ~ Brett Favre
A Blonde caught a fish and when asked how big it was she said “3 ½ pounds.” Then when asked how long? She said “It took me about 20 min”
PERVERT: something we all are, but are too afraid to admit!
Now that food has replaced sex,I can't even get into my own pants.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Ever notice in movies that all the bad stuff happens after having sex? Like the Terminator showed up just minutes after the sex scene.
At the end of the day its just ME...not YOU or YOUR feelings!
Ever have one of those friends that has been there for you, took interest in what you do then just stops talking to
I stand in an elite group, Procrastinators! The leaders of tomorrow...
The worst thing about calling in sick today is not being able to post last night's rage fest pictures until this weekend.
I'm addicted to cold turkey and I don't know how to quit it.
once my kid learned how to read I had to explain why all his Christmas presents said 'Made in China'
wondering if anyone else thinks that the new Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan looks like Paul Blart in the "Mall Cop" movie?
people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
Divorce: When your wife stops screwing you, and her lawyer starts 