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word is that Tigers sponsors are not going to drop him. Who would with the slogans "Just do it " and "Is it in you?" 
Damn you Hostess Snacks. For your hard to open wrapper prevents me from successfully obtaining the delicious content within
needing help with his Margaritaville "Bar Raising". I still need a lost shaker of salt, Mexican cutie and a flip-flop repair kit. Thanks Guys. If I don't get this done I know it's my own damn fault...
had a flying dream last night! It was awesome, I felt just like a bird so I pooped on someone's car!
You can cross my mind, run through it, play in it, bounce across it, dance in it. There is alot of room in there...
currently experiencing technical difficulties. Giving a sh*t will resume at a later time. Thank you.
wonders why people say "that sucks" for bad things; clearly they haven't had any experience that relates to the second word within quotes
I am not saying the quality of adult entertainment has gone downhill around here but all the dancers here are wearing change belts!
Wanna feel confident and attractive? Me too! Let's all get drunk!
I think instead of the "Poke" button on Facebook there should be "Punch in the Face" button.
How come all the girls on Facebook take so many photos of their mirrors?
Do you believe in hate at first site? Well it exists.
WORK is AWESOME!! It's the only way to get constantly screwed 5 days in a row without the fear of pregnancy or disease.. Just saying..
"The hardest part of the business is minding your own."
Just saw an advertisement for Farmville that said "Sheep breeding is here." Is there something going on in there that I should be concerned about?
Scrolling down your Facebook News Feed can sometimes be just like scrolling down the spam folder in your yahoo mail.
I imagine rolling around in money feels a lot better when it's not coins
always hold out your hand when someone is counting money in front of you, just incase
Life was so much easier when girls had cooties!
All women are beautiful........UNTIL you enlarge their profile picture. 