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Do bankruptcy lawyers really expect to be paid?
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05-31-2017 08:11
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I didn't say I was good in bed; I said I'm good, in bed.
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06-08-2017 19:26
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Sometimes I STOP when it's not even Hammer time
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06-10-2017 11:30
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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07-19-2017 07:20
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O.J. Simpson is now available for the next season of Dancing With The Stars.
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07-20-2017 18:26 by
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If you mean Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then, yes, I do like opera.
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07-21-2017 07:49
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Don't talk to me like I'm stupid until you know for sure.
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08-24-2017 23:26
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I've been trying many different kinds of cheese lately and I began to realize that putting it on a cracker can interfere with subtle differences in the flavors, so I started squirting it into my mouth right from the can.
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09-13-2017 10:11
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The only reason I wear glasses is so I can take them off and rub my eyes when somebody does something stupid.
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09-18-2017 07:39
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When do Boy Scout cookies go on sale?
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10-12-2017 05:22
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Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in...
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10-12-2017 09:22 by
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"Friday" is an old Indian word that means "Just two more days until Monday."
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10-13-2017 06:05
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I've started visiting orgies dressed as a Ninja-Turtle! I'm really coming out of my shell these days!
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11-16-2018 07:56 by
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OMG I can't believe I just did that. I called someone without texting first to see if it was ok that I called them. Yikes!!!
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11-16-2018 16:53 by
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Not so great minds also think alike!
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11-29-2018 07:42 by
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My teenage son says that fanny packs are back in style at his high school. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT MY ENTIRE LIFE!
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11-30-2018 11:25
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Some girl just asked me out, well she actually told me to get out of my store, but I know what she really meant
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12-10-2018 19:06
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I need a vacation that I may or may not ever come back from.
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12-13-2018 13:11 by
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Three things I'm grateful for, 1. Family 2. Friends 3. Caller ID to advoid family and friends.
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12-14-2018 04:19 by
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Why do we say that an alarm clock is going off when really it's coming on?
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