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There's a woman on my train whispering her texts as she types them and now we all know that kevin might have herpes.
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04-14-2018 12:43
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This lifelong football fan now has an extra 3 hours to do projects and other tasks like shopping on Sundays from now on.
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09-13-2020 09:47
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When a “Baby On Board” sticker is a little faded and beat up you know the kid is at least a year or two old now and the car is safe to ram
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10-02-2020 13:37
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Facebook is mostly poIitics, pet lovers and dysfunctional insecure model wannabes.
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10-07-2020 03:27
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As I recall, A large part of parenting is pretending you don’t smell anything weird
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10-13-2020 07:55
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Lost my pizza cutter. So I used my Bryan Adam's C.D It cuts like a knife
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10-16-2020 11:18
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I'm still watching the Never Ending Story
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12-12-2019 12:08
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After eating this cereal for 30 years I am still neither lucky nor charming.
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12-11-2019 15:07
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Becoming skinny this summer is cancelled due to the virus. Pass the cupcakes...
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03-27-2020 09:10 by
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My husband says I never do anything, so I just cleaned out our bank account
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06-09-2020 08:25
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I sleep better naked, why can't the flight attendant understand this?
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07-10-2020 08:44
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I do not have attention deficit disorder. I have what you're saying is boring the sh*t out of me disorder.
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07-12-2010 11:34 by
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Forget dancing like no one is watching. Dance like a toddler. They don't even care if there's music....
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03-03-2016 16:59
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Diet Journal, May 10th: Ate 3 saltines like a wolf pack taking down a caribou.
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Just a Christmas reminder. Buy your kids a big pack of batteries and attach a card that says "Toys not Included".
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11-27-2011 17:16 by
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Bad reaction to medication. I will never buy my meds from the trunk of a Buick again!
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03-06-2012 09:45 by
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is upset that facebook won't let him start a relationship with himself
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12-15-2009 23:46 by
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Boy goes to a strip club; His mom gets angry and asks him: "did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?"; Boy: ''yes I saw Dad
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04-20-2011 05:22
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95 and Hazy today, kind of like Bernie Sanders
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Gotta listen to the little man inside. The little man knows all. Unless, your little man is an idiot.
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