Tjshome.com
Funny Status Messages
Submit Status
TJ's Blog
Image Filters
Contact US
Funny Status Messages
|
Recent Comments
|
Submit a Status Message
Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump
View All Funny Status Messages
Sort:
Recent
|
Oldest
|
Rating
Trump Filter:
ON
|
OFF
Search Messages:
«Prev
«1
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
Next»
Most Recent
Page: 16 of 5576
When the food is so good you accidentally overeat to the point that you’re afraid you might die.
158
3
←Rate |
07-25-2022 00:56
Comments (
0
)
Amazonesia: When you forget what you ordered this time.
314
6
←Rate |
01-04-2023 02:43
Comments (
0
)
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
263
5
←Rate |
07-07-2022 00:53
Comments (
0
)
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
262
5
←Rate |
01-23-2023 03:39
Comments (
0
)
Pink Floyd warned us about the school system over 50 years ago, and everyone slept on it.
157
3
←Rate |
05-13-2022 03:07
Comments (
0
)
Foreign aid, taking money from poor people of a rich country and giving it to the rich people of a poor country.
157
3
←Rate |
05-22-2022 03:43
Comments (
0
)
Nothing makes me feel older than when a restaurant makes me scan a QR code to look at their menu.
157
3
←Rate |
05-26-2022 06:07
Comments (
0
)
Are you free tomorrow? Her: No, I’m expensive.
157
3
←Rate |
06-08-2022 01:38
Comments (
0
)
Some girls will claim “he’s my world,” but that’s your fourth “world” this month. Are you building a solar system?
157
3
←Rate |
06-08-2022 20:30
Comments (
0
)
Careful creampuff, I drink coffee stronger than your feelings.
157
3
←Rate |
06-10-2022 01:42
Comments (
0
)
Life isn’t supposed to be easy, it’s a fight, a test.
157
3
←Rate |
06-10-2022 04:20
Comments (
0
)
I fear that one day, I’ll see one of my jokes marked as “Exhibit A.”
157
3
←Rate |
06-16-2022 03:18
Comments (
0
)
We thought that our ability for compassion made us human. Turns out, it was our ability to select each image containing a boat.
105
2
←Rate |
04-19-2022 11:14
Comments (
0
)
My wish for 2023 is that nothing unprecedented, historic, or once in a lifetime happens.
313
6
←Rate |
01-12-2023 00:29
Comments (
0
)
I’m busy right now, can I ignore you later?
260
5
←Rate |
01-19-2023 04:08
Comments (
0
)
They say I have a preoccupation with revenge. We’ll just see about that.
156
3
←Rate |
05-22-2022 03:40
Comments (
0
)
Disney’s favorability collapses from 77% to 33% in one year. Boom!
156
3
←Rate |
05-22-2022 03:44
Comments (
0
)
Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home, they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
156
3
←Rate |
05-24-2022 05:10
Comments (
0
)
When you’re on your third “damn, that’s crazy” and they keep talking.
156
3
←Rate |
05-28-2022 01:36 by
Jean
Comments (
0
)
The CDC now recommends wearing your mask as a blindfold while pumping gas.
156
3
←Rate |
06-14-2022 03:00
Comments (
0
)
«Prev
«1
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
Next»
Most Recent
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:
X says
X is
X was
X has
X
...
characters left
Read the Rules
Site Links
Home
Funny Status Messages
Status Message Generator
TJ's Blog
About Tjshome
Contact Us
Privacy
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com