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Kate Middleton Is Now Officially A MILF 
• My life. My choices. My mistakes. My lessons. Not your business.
To make it straight, she pulls it. 2 make it stand, she rubs it. 2 make it stiff, she licks it. 2 let it “IN” she pushes it. !!!! True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
A.) Go to Google Maps. B.) Search for 47.110579,9.227568 C.) Find the green arrow. Then click more, then street view. D.) Click up 2x then right 2x..............They are watching us
If we are in a car and I love the song that just came on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I will cut you.
Definition of the word f**ked: When a man has a truck payment, a house payment, a wife, AND girlfriend...... And they're all a month late.
The color 9 is my favorite letter.
Whenever I date a woman, I think to myself, "Is this a woman that I want my children to spend every other weekend with?
I hate it when a tickle fight gets out of hand and you end up having to bury a dead hooker in the woods.
Starbuck really isn't that expensive, compared to what Victoria Secret charges per cup.
TIME magazine names "The Protester" as PERSON OF THE YEAR. What a joke of a magazine! How about "The Soldier" without whom the protester would have his head cut off.
wondering why Tom Brady's baby looks like Tiger Woods.
So a Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender turns around and says, “What is this … a joke?”
I'm going to be the first person to walk on the sun...I know what ur thinking an I've got it all figured out...I'm going at nite
Rep. Todd Akin has decided to stay in the race. Is that really surprising - a guy who knows so little about the female body, doesn't know when to pull out?
Happy 11 White History Months
This Christmas, let's put misteltoe in our back pockets so all the people who hate us can kiss our ass!
If I ever saw an amputee being hanged,,,,, I'm pretty sure I'd just start yelling out letters
Seen a baby wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't exist, but that's okay, because I can't read."
Finally something positive about Charlie Sheen... 