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This Pokémon stuff is getting way too serious. My doctor was giving me a colonoscopy yesterday and found a Pikachu. 
2016 Presidential election. ISIS is claiming responsibility for this act of terror.
Did you know you can replace Sweet Child O Mine with Sweet Glass O Wine and it makes for an even better song
Cold cereal is the sweatpants of food.
Just helped an elderly man cross the street by honking my horn repeatedly
I'll be glad when this election is over so I can stop making posts that put me on Hillary's hit-list.
Hey BLM, dont worry. We havent forgetten about you clowns
U - Haul is looking for drivers to bring back vehicles from Canada. . .
I'm so old I remember when water was free and you had to pay for porn.
Let's make humility great again.
Looks like 84 Lumber won't get hired to build the wall...
Why is it we always have money for wars, but we can't feed the poor?
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods would someone else make a sound?
Just bought a thesaurus at Goodwill, I got home to discover all the pages are blank, I have no words to describe how angry I am...
The media that got everything wrong will now tell you what will happen now that what they said wouldn't happen happened. Think about that for a minute...
It seems Michael Moore attained, at least partially, one of the two things he desperately needs, which is humility. We can only hope the other will soon be forthcoming....a bath.
*rides off into the sunset...... *rides back to get SPF 50 sunblock....... *rides off into the sunset......
I think this Christmas Eve it would really be nice if we all went over to MySpace to wish Tom a Merry Christmas ....... poor guy.
The people who insist you say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" are just trying to Police Navidad.
This is how my week goes: moooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuesday... weeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday.... 