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I can already tell by the way your son throws a baseball that he is going to love baseball. ................players. 
LinkedIn, a second version of Facebook but with more annoying, insecure, low intelligent, attention seeker people- children- with irksome personality types that should stay away from computers.
Ladies, when it comes to doggy style.....I'm behind you 100%
Remember that cute little girl in the Cindarella outfit on Halloween ten years ago..yeah, she turned into a slut.
Facebook needs to change up the Poke thing. They need to add a "Mad Passionate Pelvic Thrust" button.
Women, not all guys talk to you just because they want to get in your pants... Sometimes they want to get in your friend's pants.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to windows 7. He replied "I still love Vista, baby"
If you're agruing with an idiot for more than a minute, then there will be two idiots.
Do I turn left where nothing is right? Or do I turn right where nothing is left?..
Dear Protesting Egyptians: Please do not destroy the pyramids. We will not rebuild. Sincerely, the Jews
"I gotta feeling... that tonight's gonna hurt the Black Eyed Peas"
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
He's actually dyslexic. He is trying to say 'His Pen is so big'
I think Tampax should change their slogan to "From our box, to yours".
Eight year old's today have Facebook, Twitter, iPhones, iPods. When I was there age, I had a dad who beat the hell out of me.
has an app for that.
Wow, you look EXACTLY like this girl I finger banged behind a Wendys back in high school. Anyway, I'm Will and I'm here for the job interview.
This page is meant to be funny, can we please keep religion out of this!!
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
The difference between St. Patrick's Day and Black History Month, is that on St. Patrick's Day....people want to pretend they are Irish.... 