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I don’t care what anyone says, I still think Malaria is a beautiful name for a little girl
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11-01-2018 05:37
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"The New York marathon was found to be a more efficient way to get around the city."
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11-04-2018 21:31 by
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I think I turned back my clock way too much I just saw a guy with a mullet at Starbucks.
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11-05-2018 13:40
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My girl got naked and asked me to "Show her a good time." So I showed her Facebook pics of me with my friends the night before...
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02-25-2016 17:51 by
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Anytime I’m sad, I picture a T-Rex playing the accordion and that usually cheers me right up.
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04-16-2018 14:49
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I make self-sabotage look like an art form.
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04-16-2018 15:10
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Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
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04-16-2018 23:11 by
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Trust is just something that was made up to sell relationships
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05-14-2018 08:33
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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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05-17-2018 06:58
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A bachelor party is a lot more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.
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05-19-2018 08:13
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Threw my back out today reaching for the shampoo in the shower. But I'll be telling everyone it's from having sex while skydiving.
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05-20-2018 12:50
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You know you must be unappealing when a nymphomaniac just wants to be friends.
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05-26-2018 14:56 by
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I like you, but not see you every damn day like you.
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05-29-2018 12:35
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I've never gotten in or out of a hammock with my dignity intact.
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05-29-2018 12:49
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Going to Starbucks right now,anybody need anything?
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05-29-2018 18:45
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I used my girlfriend's body wash this morning and now I can't stop replying to text messages with "K"
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06-06-2018 00:38
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I hate it when I click on a porn video and I can see myself in the screen while it's loading?
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06-19-2018 07:46 by
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The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.
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07-13-2018 01:37
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Life Lesson: The ONLY person that can pledge 100% loyalty to you is YOURSELF.
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07-20-2018 14:47
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I don't "get even" or hold a grudge anymore, I take naps
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08-20-2018 15:48
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