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I think sometimes we as humans ask too much of spandex.
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04-25-2019 05:50
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I had a lazy eye as a child and now the rest of my body has caught up.
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08-07-2020 08:56
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Don’t adopt a puppy to see if you’re ready for kids. Adopt a homeless guy with diarrhea & a bunch of stories that don’t go anywhere.
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08-10-2020 08:39
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The last time I danced like nobody was watching, someone stabbed me with an EpiPen.
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09-08-2020 09:54
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Social distancing has taken all the fun out of avoiding people.
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09-10-2020 16:17
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Joe looks like Nancy’s vagina.
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04-11-2022 20:03
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I'm shocked Barry Manilow announced he's gay. I thought he was dead.
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04-05-2017 16:52
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Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
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04-28-2017 07:51
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This generation is guilty of making the wrong people rich and famous.
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06-27-2017 02:23
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Women say all men are dogs, but fail to realize that dogs are the most loyal creatures in the world if you treat them right.
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01-13-2018 11:33
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Beginning to question my plans to go yachting with Robert Wagner this weekend.
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02-11-2018 14:54
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Exercising is basically hurting yourself until you build up an immunity to hurting yourself.
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10-10-2021 15:12
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Bought some unsalted almonds by accident today. Turns out, I like salt, not almonds.
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10-09-2018 19:47
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Maybe fewer big booty ho's at next years Grammy's??
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03-15-2021 23:01
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My Pride flag is up all year around, it's red, white, and blue. Merica' 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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07-02-2021 18:52 by
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Mexican words of the day: Bishop and Lysol. “Would you please shut this Kamala Bishop, she Lysol the time.
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07-28-2021 02:54
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To those who truly believes that the burger police will come for you on the forth of july, please don't procreate.
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05-04-2021 22:14
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It's finally here! .. That time of year when my seasonal depression turns into just regular depression.
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04-22-2017 19:02 by
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The most expensive special election in Georgia history is over. The Republicans are laughing their Ossoff.
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06-21-2017 08:14
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Something I never said as a kid: My book stopped working.
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