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I swear we are fighting two pandemics Covid 19 and Stupidity.
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03-26-2020 13:28 by
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The WHO doesn't deserve funding since they haven't put out an album since the 1970's.
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04-15-2020 14:25
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The next time you hear a celebrity saying, “we’ll get through this together,” send them your electric bill, with a thank you note.
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04-21-2020 06:38
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Look, all I know is none of this sh*t was going on when Mtv still played music videos.
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06-19-2020 08:28
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The only difference between a weekday and a weekend is which boss is telling me to do things.
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05-11-2018 22:31 by
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*Opens box of cereal* We’ve updated our Privacy Policy
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05-24-2018 02:09
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Planning a trip to Australia..I was asked if I had a criminal record?..I didn't know you still needed one?
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06-22-2018 08:35 by
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I said Alexa, what do women want? The damn thing has not shut up for the past three days.
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09-25-2018 01:11 by
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I ordered botox instead of a bowflex and you can’t tell but I’m mad
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10-21-2018 06:45
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I've reached the age where I meet a person I would consider "older" and then find out they're the same age as me.
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11-01-2018 05:35
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Imagine the disappointment if a wolf knew it’s descendant would be a pug. That’s how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun.
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11-02-2018 12:32 by
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Bought some unsalted almonds by accident today. Turns out, I like salt, not almonds.
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10-09-2018 19:47
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Exercising is basically hurting yourself until you build up an immunity to hurting yourself.
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10-10-2021 15:12
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I'm shocked Barry Manilow announced he's gay. I thought he was dead.
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04-05-2017 16:52
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Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
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04-28-2017 07:51
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This generation is guilty of making the wrong people rich and famous.
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06-27-2017 02:23
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Women say all men are dogs, but fail to realize that dogs are the most loyal creatures in the world if you treat them right.
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01-13-2018 11:33
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Maybe fewer big booty ho's at next years Grammy's??
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03-15-2021 23:01
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My Pride flag is up all year around, it's red, white, and blue. Merica' 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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07-02-2021 18:52 by
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Mexican words of the day: Bishop and Lysol. “Would you please shut this Kamala Bishop, she Lysol the time.
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