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Cutting a hole in the bottom of a table with a saw to steal a pie is way harder than it looks in cartoons.
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09-24-2017 22:08 by
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You can't make this stuff up? Actually, you can... it's called lying.
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10-16-2017 08:23
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I need to start eating healthy but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so its not there to tempt me
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01-10-2018 04:57
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Hey kids, try the real Tide challenge. Get off your butt and wash your own clothes and fold them.
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01-16-2018 00:45
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As a parent you always worry that you want to raise your children to be productive members of society......and then you go to Walmart.
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01-19-2018 17:27
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The problem with a President Oprah is a Vice President Dr. Phil and a Surgeon General Dr. Oz.
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01-23-2018 15:43
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IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad died. He was 91. Funeral will be held as soon as we figure out how to put his coffin together.
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01-28-2018 09:02
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Facebook needs to make a "Slap you in the face with a dictionary" button
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02-16-2018 04:41
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NBA All Star Game: Fergie sang that National Anthem so bad, Collin Kaepernick stood up and told her not to disrespect the Anthem like that.
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02-18-2018 21:46 by
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This dentist just told me I need a crown, and it's a relief to finally start getting some recognition around here.
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03-08-2018 22:26
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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it my illegal logging operation is a success.
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03-29-2018 14:08
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At this point, the only guy on the internet that I trust with my personal data is that Nigerian Prince.
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04-13-2018 07:55
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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same
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10-18-2019 06:54
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Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
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12-03-2019 15:12
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My Uber driver is acting weird. He is wearing a mask and making me ride in the trunk. 1 star.
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02-04-2020 10:52
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My neighbors hate me because I still haven't taken my Groundhog Day decorations down.
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02-08-2020 08:47
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Which fast food place has the softest napkins? Asking for a friend.
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03-20-2020 13:36
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The person who said "One person can't change the world" obviously never ate an under-cooked bat.
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03-27-2020 10:43 by
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I hate to brag but strangers were spraying me with Lysol before this all started.
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04-01-2020 09:26
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If you are here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
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