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Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
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12-03-2019 15:12
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My Uber driver is acting weird. He is wearing a mask and making me ride in the trunk. 1 star.
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02-04-2020 10:52
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My neighbors hate me because I still haven't taken my Groundhog Day decorations down.
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02-08-2020 08:47
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Which fast food place has the softest napkins? Asking for a friend.
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03-20-2020 13:36
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The person who said "One person can't change the world" obviously never ate an under-cooked bat.
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03-27-2020 10:43 by
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I hate to brag but strangers were spraying me with Lysol before this all started.
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04-01-2020 09:26
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If you are here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
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05-19-2020 06:45
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Crayons are a lot like M & M's, all the colors taste the same.
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07-20-2020 16:12
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I've heard a lot about Karen lately but what about Felicia. Did she finally leave?
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07-30-2020 11:10
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I never thought I’d reach a point in my life where my hands have consumed more alcohol than my mouth.
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08-17-2020 15:09
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Remember, after the police have been defunded and you have to shoot intruders, call 811 before you dig. It's the law.
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09-10-2020 08:02
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Some of you never rooted for Godzilla and it shows.
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09-14-2020 15:51
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That time hackers stole my nudes and returned them.
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09-17-2020 15:51
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Mean Girls 2020: “Gross, isn’t that the mask you wore yesterday?”
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09-25-2020 09:06
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I've decided to buy a Dallas Cowboys Covid mask. That way I know I won't catch anything.
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12-09-2020 10:14
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Everyone told Beethoven he would never be a composer because he was deaf. But did he listen?
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03-16-2021 12:47
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I need to start eating healthy but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so its not there to tempt me
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01-10-2018 04:57
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Hey kids, try the real Tide challenge. Get off your butt and wash your own clothes and fold them.
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01-16-2018 00:45
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As a parent you always worry that you want to raise your children to be productive members of society......and then you go to Walmart.
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01-19-2018 17:27
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The problem with a President Oprah is a Vice President Dr. Phil and a Surgeon General Dr. Oz.
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