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Don’t forget to pay your taxes, so they can send pallet loads of cash to corrupt countries, while you hit the same pothole driving to work every day. 
Oh, the hubris! Confusion now has made his masterpiece!
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
I’m so competitive, I don’t let anyone ruin my life more than I do.
I don't know about you, but Ef-Az-Zzee's "impregnate" comment really creeped me out.
Nobody likes a shady beach.
“It will be celebrated with pomp and parade, bonfires and illuminations from one end of this continent to the other.” ~ John Adams
Step 1: remove food from packaging Step 2: dig packaging out of trash to locate cook time
Dear Hulu, Disney, Apple, Netflix, Amazon, CBS, NBC, and everyone else trying to create a streaming service: we’re not going to pay for eight of these, work it out.
Twenty years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.
When she got a boyfriend but she wanna know ya name ~ side nigggaa
It should be mandatory that every citizen 21 and older carry a firearm.
My friend’s uncle was a hypochondriac. People like that make me sick.
If your IQ is 35 but you think it’s 220, you’re probably a moron.
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
That’s a horrible idea. What time?
We are all here on earth to help others. What on earth the others are here for I don’t know.
The death toll rises: A man dies of a heart attack a year and a half after eating a corndog at the Jan. 6th riots.
Milk comes from cows, not almonds or other hippy lifestyle products. 