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People would be a lot less angry if they just put more butter on everything. 
If you wore a mask for two years, you can wear a condom for sex.
Hold up ladies and gentle fellows, a delicate genius is about to trill us with his daily regurgitative diatribe.
If you hear a woman scream in the dressing room, it’s because they found my hidden camera.
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, read the 4th line, what does it say?
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
There is no such thing as disinformation. There is only information you accept, and information you do not accept.
Watching the fork fireworks in the microwave.
Broken guitar for sale, no strings attached.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
Better not be in here spreading truth. ~ Zuckerberg
Woman have so much evil in their blood that God drains it once a month.
Bezos: Heard you’re buying Twitter. Musk: Amazon is next. Bezos: Bruh… Musk: (add to cart)
The moment your gut says no, it’s a no. You can analyze the details later.
At first, I didn’t like my beard; then it grew on me.
Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll try to use it.
If I do a job in 30 minutes, it’s because it took me 25 years to learn how. You owe me for the years, not the minutes.
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
God Bless Rednecks! Merica!
Either someone’s smoking pot or it’s a skunk! Lmao 😂 