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Kama Sutra has finally been published as an audio book. Unfortunatly the audio is provided by Gilbert Gottfried. 
just wants someone to tell me how Facebook ends so I don't have finish all this reading.
I've got all the money I'll ever need....... as long as I die by four o'clock this afternoon.
has been temporarily disconnected from AT&T...and my iPhone...where in the hell am I?!
Tourist Resort is a place where no one knows how unimportant you are at home.
The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk."
If I was on death row and given one last meal I would ask for a fortune cookie. "Come on 'long prosperous life!'"
It's nice when a grocery clerk asks if I found everything OK, but if they really cared they'd have all this sh!t in the same aisle for me.
Kids consider “it’s bedtime” like it’s the first offer in the negotiation process.
Here's a list of nine bands Stevie Wonder has seen and One that's fake..see if you can guess. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8.Blind Melon 9. 10.
Why is sorting "Price: High to Low" even an option?
According to my neighbor's rooster this morning it was 5am. Also according to my neighbor's rooster, we're having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow.
Tupperware...how about TupperWHERE IS THE FRIGGIN LID!
When you realize that your car matches the one in the Amber Alert.
Let's be honest: The documentary they were making before the Blair Witch killed them would have sucked
If you think sleeping with your wife’s best friend will piss her off then you obviously haven’t tried hiding one of her shoes.
"O.J. , if granted parole where would you live...?" "Well, I'd like to take a stab at Florida......!!"
When I BBQ meat on the grill, I like to marinate in a brine made with tears of a thousand Vegans.
Apparently calling a pair of conjoined twins "hipsters" is not cool.
A person who says that sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me. Has never been hit with a large dictionary.
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