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   messageicon *me filing for unemployment* Unemployment office: be sure to call back between 11am-3pm as those are our hours Me: so you’re only open 4 hours Unemployment Office: yes any other questions Me: yes how do I work at the unemployme
←Rate | 03-23-2021 08:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If MSNBC wants to know where all the detained girls are, then should start by looking in Judge Moore's basement!
←Rate | 06-22-2018 15:45 by WhoHAA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who ever invented the knock knock joke should get the no bell prize.
←Rate | 08-02-2018 14:51 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men look at a woman’s behind and think “Wow! What an ass.” Women look at a man’s face and think the very same thing.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 21:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon NASCAR killed Dale Sr and Dale Jr just killed NASCAR.
←Rate | 04-25-2017 17:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always carry a knife. You never know when cake might happen.
←Rate | 09-06-2017 21:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out
←Rate | 11-12-2019 06:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women spend their whole lives thinking they are fat when they are perfect. Men spend their lives thinking they are perfect even when they are Fat !
←Rate | 05-20-2020 04:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dr. Fauci said we must limit stores to 10 looters at a time.
←Rate | 06-05-2020 06:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got a chainsaw in the mail today. Now I have to send saws to five other people.
←Rate | 08-24-2016 14:26 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Matt Lauer got his journalism degree in a Bazooka Joe comic.
←Rate | 09-09-2016 15:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: The DOJ has released new guidelines. You can no longer use the term looting when talking about protests. The new PC term is now " Revenge shopping "
←Rate | 09-24-2016 15:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 7.1 billion people in the world. 0 willing to lower their standards and date me.
←Rate | 09-24-2016 19:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks for bringing back a lot of classic diseases, anti-vaxxers!
←Rate | 05-03-2019 11:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hillary's poll numbers are dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants in an Arkansas trailer park
←Rate | 11-02-2016 11:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P. Janet Reno. But at least she'll still be voting for Hillary.
←Rate | 11-07-2016 12:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..... "The system is rigged!!!" ------ Hillary Clinton.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 01:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This, too, shall suck.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 09:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to political correctness, "rapists" will now be called "unapproved lovers."
←Rate | 11-17-2016 17:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa....Well I think it is a scam!!! Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving!!!!
←Rate | 01-16-2017 16:57 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  



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