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its days like this that some idiot out there feels the bravado to stick the tongue on a metal pole, I prefer to put my tongue on something warm, pink and juicy... 
I know when I take a huge dump its a big relief, is that how Obama feels when he talks?
When a Mormon knocks on your door to tell you the "good word" you don't answer....why the hell would you want one to lead your country?
What do you call that useless skin around the v*gina? A woman.
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"gonna get rich, or die trying"
I've met many believers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
practise safe lunch, use a condiment!
I went to a Chinese restaurant and saw the sexiest woman I have ever saw, so I was blunt and said I wanna 69...she brought me Beef and Broccoli.
If a white person eats a cracker, is that cannibalism?
I wonder how long buffoons like Spicer and Kellyanne would last on the Apprentice?
The best thing about dating a homeless woman is that you can drop her off anywhere.
I don't watch Faux News for the same reason I don't eat out of the toilet.
I read at the end of the 20th century all Blacks were offered exodus from US slavery the only requirement was a boat ride back to Africa. But we know how blacks feel about water, ergo: they stayed!
Dear Lord, in the past year you have taken my favorite actor, my favorite actress, my favorite singer and favorite salesman. I just wanted to let you know my favorite president is Barack Obama.
the idiot who wrote about the Porshes and Mexicans, the last time I check people in the US cant afford to buy a car
it's ridiculous how ghetto people or illiterate people for that matter confuse Barack Obama with Baraka from Mortal Kombat II...
Do you the only thing worse than a Patriot fan?.........Two Patriot fans!
Remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of 2 small breasts and 2 large thighs. Now, KFC is offering the "Obama Bucket". It consists of nothing but chicken crap.
if it looks, walks and talks like a duck but it smells kinda fishy, it's probably a Democrat trying to keep their office... 