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"busy, you're ugly, have a nice day" 
"remember kids. If approached by a bear, rub your body with blueberry syrup and salmon."
playing a game of chess against a very cunning fox!
will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today!!!
need of a mouth hug!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy… other times I do the easier thing and let her sleep.
just thought I would put a sign out in front yard that reads "firewood for sale" even though I have no firewood to sell...always wanted to do that
says, Seriously, If you piss me off one more time she'll be forced to give you a papercut in front of Jasper!
thinks that Americans would 'shake' the image of being overweight and lazy if we had to peddle in order to power our computers, thus making us all in shape.
doing the Time Warp... again!
I'm not lonely, I'm just selective!
the best has yet to come...
Just when you thought you had it all, it all falls apart
Do me for tena
comin' atcha with music and fun. And if you're not careful, you may learn somethin' before it's done. So get ready, okay? HEY HEY HEYYYY!!
History lessons in our time whr easy, at least people fought for a purpose, feel sorry for next generation to keep up with the History
thinks that playing tag with sprinters is the 2nd least fun game in the world. second only to playing on a seesaw with a sumo wrestler.
I think I have it all figured out......... Now, if only someone would organize it for me.....
I think I'm just gonna start hittin' on Facebook friends that I can't remember why were friends. This way I dont have to defriend them.
Just so we're clear: I know we agreed not to purchase gifts for each other this year, but you weren't serious. :) 