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making some changes to her life...leave a message and I'll get back to you. If I don't return your message you were one of the changes! 
has just seen a dude so ugly, that he look like a rough draft. Dude needs to be proofread and corrections MUST be made... Everythang is wrong... fragments, run-on sentences... damn
Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.
If I had a dollar for every calorie I burned tonight, Id be in the hole 1200 dollars! Thanks Alot Papa Murpheys
it's funny that on the show unsolved mysterious women are never included
"I'll give you a TKO from Tokyo!" ~ Piston Honda
Everyone thinks their opinion matters. Don't argue with a nobody. A farmer doesn't bother telling a pig his breath smells like sh!t.
Everytime I watch the Movie "Free WIlly" I feel so badly about the hunting of these fish that I "Free" my own!
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Appearances can be deceiving - a dollar bill looks the same as it did twenty-five years ago.
Mel Gibson's girlfriend coulda had it worse... HE COULDA been a Brazilian Goalkeeper...
yeah she was hot...til she opened up her mouth and the trailer fell out
sad that my FB has become my BFF.....
thinks Elvis is the only King to actually die on his throne...(flush...sfx)
does anyone still miss the old facebook?.. yeah that's what I thought, sell-outs."
being investigated by Nancy Pelosi.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car!
going to the strippers to start work...i grease the poles and disinfect the stage... :D
I would like to wish a happy Labor Day to all the mother out there.
I think I see a light at the end of the tunnel...Just hopeing it's my friends with a 2 million watt spotlight and not a train.... 