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Dear Apple, today would be the perfect day to bring out the new iphone to 'prove' that it's better than blackberry 
I'm worried that if I give up smoking I'll replace it with murdering.
if girls don't have to piss side by side with their junk out, why do guys?
If you suspect someone has the power to read minds, then just play Never Gonna Give You Up in your head so they will get Rick-Rolled trying to read your thoughts.
Wishes there was a national "Free Domino's Day"
I hate it when Pi Day falls on a Monday!
FACEBOOK: the only place you can poke your friends and not get a divorce or break up over it.. yet your motives may be questioned
Super Mario Been Encouraging Men To take Stuff to get Bigger Since the 80's
I think the NHS cutbacks have gone too far... I didn't even get a f-kin sticker at the dentist today.
I have a feeling that If alive today Hosni Mubarak's "mummy" would be disappointed!
Today is national VD awareness day, please wish all of your single friends a warm and happy VD.
time for class...today will never be called ValentiMe's day...learn to speak people
Today is a special day in the rite of spring. It speaks of rejuvenated love and a reminder of things that are sweet. Happy Pitchers and Catchers Report day!
Oh Dark Goddess Caffeina who is known by many names, bless me this day and give me the energy to get all things done that are needed.
"Charlie Sheen and M. Qaddafi must of drank the Kool-Aid"-James Jones
I think its time for me to clean out my kitchen cupboards. While making lunch I found soup that expired 10 years ago and some tin spice containters older than I am.
now friends with the man on the moon,and 10 other supernatural beings.
Sitting at home, inhaling large amounts of helium, and calling random phone numbers; seeing people just wanna talk!
waking up from a great dream only to fall back asleep and continue that same dream
Did Nostradamus get it wrong with his predictions and predict the end of the News of the World? 