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   messageicon America is only the land of the free for people who have lots of money.
←Rate | 04-09-2010 23:07 by QueenBee404 Comments (4)  


   messageicon SCIENTISTS Have Revealed Today That They Have Found A New Drug For DEPRESSED LESBIANS...........It's Called " TRYDIXAGAIN " tee hee~
←Rate | 02-28-2012 14:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "If ya can't beat them, kill 'em" -Tony Stewart
←Rate | 08-10-2014 11:17 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon 56 yrs ago today Rosa Parks occupied a seat on a bus that she wasn't supposed to sit in because she was black. Her act continues to inspire.
←Rate | 12-01-2011 14:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys??
←Rate | 08-10-2012 10:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon make love, not babies.
←Rate | 11-12-2009 00:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You want to force people to stand for the flag? Please tell me more about this FREE country of yours?
←Rate | 10-10-2017 23:21 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Everytime there is an awkward silence, a gay baby is born.
←Rate | 07-06-2010 13:43 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Its interesting that Obama is visiting India for the very reason Indians go to US : JOBS!
←Rate | 11-07-2010 11:03 by baba Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bought a pack of air the other day. Guess what... There were Chips inside
←Rate | 02-05-2013 09:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Republican convention next week.... Hurricane Isaac is predicted to hit Florida next week.... Even Mother Nature doesn't like Republicans.
←Rate | 08-22-2012 07:27 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m planning to adopt a dog soon, it wasn't my first choice but my doctor told me I can’t have any biologically.
←Rate | 08-07-2023 10:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon an unlicensed helicopter pilot.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon listed as in a relationship with his blackberry device...
←Rate | 11-04-2008 18:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon [You're choking]:---- I have two choices: Do I perform the Hiemlich Manuever or should I just stand there and pray for you?.........Science: 1 , Religion: -10
←Rate | 11-21-2013 23:26 by Danmanz Comments (3)  


   messageicon obama even suxs more on thanksgiving....
←Rate | 11-24-2010 17:37 by lol Comments (4)  


   messageicon Life is too short to dance with fat chicks
←Rate | 03-25-2010 15:23 by Dr sticky Comments (5)  


   messageicon An Indian man dies and goes to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates,he meets an angel. Angel asks "Who are you here to see?". "Jesus!" the man replies. The angel then shouts "Jesus! Your taxi's here!".
←Rate | 11-26-2009 12:23 by Lemonpillow Comments (1)  


   messageicon President Obama misunderstood that today is Flag Day. He thought it was Hag Day and took Helen Thomas out to lunch.
←Rate | 06-14-2010 13:18 by Bill Comments (0)  



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