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Having lived and loved, I can tell you that life is the constant and love is the variable. 
told its Erection Day today. I'm wasn't sure if I ever celebrated that holiday in the past, but a waiter at Hong Kong Buffet insisted it was and I better get out and vote.
wht is the different between your dog and your wife??? well you still miss your dog after one year..!
likes the fact that my boss is technologically handicapped. Now I have fed his number in the black list and he's off to get his phone repaired so that he can make calls to me.
doesn't feel sorry for those that aren't empathic.
crashing your family dinner on Thursday and bringing along a keg, dancers, a donkey and Cool Whip for the pie!
Hooked on jenkem!
I have the New Evo by Sprint. They told me this is a smart phone. I said "yeah yeah yeah" I didnt believe him until this morning when my phone woke me up, got me dressed, brushed my teeth, made me breakfast, warmed my car, locked the door, ect!
having a spirited game of "got your nose" with a snowman. I'm totally kicking his ass!
I still don't get the whole "LOL" thing. Was laughing on the inside that common before?
I've learned not to be picky in farewells... They aren't guaranteed or promised... You are lucky, more than blessed, if you get a goodbye at all...
doing a study on paranoia by following people around town in my white Crown Vic with 4
Lamp shades: Hats of the future
thinks that if we were germs, I would be the 1% dettol can't kill!
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
just running a bath ... after that I may take the shower for a walk ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶
people saymotivation doesnt last.well,neither does bathing-thats why we recommend it daily.
not sure why I should care that Favre is saying he is finally going to retire. Really? Isn't like the 15 millionth time he's said as much? Hey Brett! Ever heard of the story about the boy who cried wolf?
Brett Farve has announced his "retirement" once again, now tying Cher for most retirements in one career.
I'm already deleting my drunk Facebook status updates, and it's not even tomorrow. 