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Why does the speaker of the house have a spoke person ? 
I told my kids the Easter bunny is lazy...He didn't even cook or color the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge
It's a bad day to be a witch.
When we were kids my sister played with dolls and I played with soldiers. Now it's the other way round.
Taylor Swift reportedly has already dated, broken up with and written a crappy song about Tom Hiddleston.
Paul Ryan prefers sit-ups, not sit-ins. Now now Democrats, I'm in my zone.
Oprah: You've returned after 2000 years. What's your message for humanity? Jesus: I just want everyone to know I never wore those sandals.
An asteroid and volcanic eruptions wiped out the dinosaurs. Technology and the misuse of it will wipeout mankind.
July 4th: The celebration of liberating slave owning populations from their higher masters with dragons, oh wait that's Game of Thrones.
What does Elizabeth Warren and Rachel Dolezal have in common? Neither one of them knows they're white. . .
Theresa May replaced David Cameron as UK's new Prime Minister. Finally someone with balls will run the country.
Somebody please introduce these Anonymous Hacktivists to PokemonGo, might get them out of the house for a bit.
Grand Thaft Auto Go, New mission steal that car and kill everyone. Available Soon
"Do not touch!" must be one of the scariest things to read in brail.
Donating blood again today. To my face. From my nose.
The guy in the bathroom with me is having trouble getting his pee started because he thinks I'm listening. He's right. I'm listening....
Some days I wonder if the movie Good Will Hunting would've been as successful if that guy in the bar didn't like apples.
If I ever opened a crystal meth kiosk at a mall, it would be called “You Do the Meth!”
Hope Solo should have the "Shut the Hell Up" special for dinner tonight.
I once tried to force-feed my oldest son. After a while, my wife said, “Just use a fcuk*ng spoon, You’re not a Jedi.”
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