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if I mad 9.9 million dollars a year,.. a b*tch wouldn't be my problem either." 
Biggest trade to date: Lakers to trade Jack Nicholson
Whats the difference between arrogant and ignorant? Brithish and Welsh
livin the chuffin dream baby. Just turned up to work with no trousers on.
~ Telepath wanted...you know where to apply.
puts the "fun" in dysfunctional
All castles had one major weakness. The enemy used to get in through the gift shop.
Ctrl + C ... Plagiarism Simplified
The cops found a missing person with nappy hair, crusty feet, doo-doo stained undies, holding a Happy Meal bag. I'm worried SICK... are you okay?
Wishing the King a happy 76th Birthday, where ever he is.....
ladies only naked K-Y Twister tournament at my place tonight at 9pm.
after hearing about the world coming to an end soon I feel that it is my duty to warn you all as friends that when the zombies are chasing....i will trip you !
Follow what you Love, Learn what you Live, and eventually you will Live what you Love...
Alabama maybe 49th in unenployment and 4th in crime but we are #1 in college football. Go SEC.
Thinking about starting a 80s themed oatmeal delivery company.I`m leaning towards naming it Haulin` Oats.
Wade: I just got your email...it says I'm fired...oh don't worry about that...I get unlimited emails..
LOCAL CHICKEN FARMER HIRING STAFF FOR XMAS, $ 19.50 HR. I told them about your experience handling c*ck, you start Monday......
If my MTV carreer doesn't work out I think i'm goin to buy a gun.. and sell crack. I'll be a friendly crack dealer though, nothing too formal. I'll just be like 'what's up, want some crack?'
I hate how mainstream and famous the miners have become. I liked it when they were a bit more underground.
What's 7 inches long with a purple head and women love it? ... A twenty pound note!
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