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I've told you for the fifty-thousandth time, stop exagerating! 
you aren't as good as the rest of em till you beat the best of em
the last thing you'll ever do is die..... It's true, just wait and see
How do I set my Lazer Printer to Stun?
thinks a religious war compares to 2 kids having an arguement who got the toughest imaginary friend
As I was listening to myself sneeze, I realized it sounds like "eh choo" not "ah choo" so maybe my sneeze is Canadian?
Riding through the aisles of Walmart on a scooter from the toy section wearing some Cookie Monster Tighty Whities, rainbow striped thigh high socks, wearing a construction hat and screaming FREE WILLIE while knocking over everything in site until loss pre
at the nail salon & a lady working there asked me something. I couldn't understand, so I asked my nail tech to tell her that. He turns and said to her, "She stupid, she no understand". thx a lot nail tech..no tip for you! ha
Sometimes I just gotta take a ride on the Dude Train
it takes six licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop! (with a slight crunch)
every time I utilize paper towels regardless of the brand I always compare them to the quicker picker upper..
livin the chuffin dream baby. Just turned up to work with no trousers on.
~ Telepath wanted...you know where to apply.
puts the "fun" in dysfunctional
All castles had one major weakness. The enemy used to get in through the gift shop.
Ctrl + C ... Plagiarism Simplified
The cops found a missing person with nappy hair, crusty feet, doo-doo stained undies, holding a Happy Meal bag. I'm worried SICK... are you okay?
Wishing the King a happy 76th Birthday, where ever he is.....
ladies only naked K-Y Twister tournament at my place tonight at 9pm.
after hearing about the world coming to an end soon I feel that it is my duty to warn you all as friends that when the zombies are chasing....i will trip you ! 