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Kids... It's like letting your heart walk around outside of your body 
- Like Kermit says, "It isn't easy being Rob Green"
the plastic things at the end of the shoelaces are called aglets and their real purpose is sinister
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
They say bears are attracted to women on thier menstral cycle. Brave bears! Women don't have anything to worry about though because I think a 800 pound bear against a 100 pound women with cramps, it's pretty much a even fight don't ya think? In fact my mo
Most of you are gonna stay up til midnight to see the new year in.....I'm gonna stay up to make sure 2009 leaves.
Let's see how forthcoming my FBF'S are . Leave a swear word or your favorite cuss . I know most of you have potty mouths so go for it let loose.
thinks a balanced meal is chocolate in both hands
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
what you see is what you get this is me I cannot change the way I am because then I wouldnt be me
an angel. When someone breaks my wings, I simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. I am flexible.
Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.
goin on the springer show and earning her beads
I doubt, therefore I might be.
thinks that the legalization of marijuana for medicinal purposes should have been part of the Health Care Bill. I could then have developed a serious case of anal glaucoma and I would be too stoned to care about all the money this is going to cost us.
Husband and Dog missing...25 cent reward for dog.
Well aware how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.
I'm booking a cruise ship for a trip from reality. I need a count. Who wants tickets?
Today, everyone was telling me a girl I like wanted me to ask her on a date. I approached her, and asked if it was true. She said yes, but only because she wanted to reject me in person. FML
I didn't get a toy train for xmas like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by 