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   messageicon When they ship styrofoam. What do the pack it in?
←Rate | 02-23-2018 05:47 by Justasking Comments (2)  


   messageicon A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten." I need bail money now
←Rate | 03-03-2018 03:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next time someone asks you if you been working hard or hardly working put your hands around their neck, squeeze really tight and ask....breathing hard or hardly breathin?
←Rate | 03-20-2018 08:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Video: Just put down the gun and let's talk this out. Sincerely, The Radio Star
←Rate | 03-20-2018 09:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're not satisfied with your life? Complain about it on Facebook, God must be subscribed to your updates
←Rate | 04-04-2018 07:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.
←Rate | 06-15-2016 09:27 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dad Tip: Read fairytales backwards to your daughter. She'll think it's good to give up being a princess for a life of housecleaning.
←Rate | 06-15-2016 15:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 45 years ago today men walked on the moon. Meanwhile, I just ate a donut out of the trash.
←Rate | 06-16-2016 01:39 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Rich People's Problems: Not remembering the names of the maid's 9 children.
←Rate | 06-18-2016 03:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Mom always told me to dress as if I'm gay, which I guess makes sense since my clothes came out of the closet.
←Rate | 06-19-2016 06:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
←Rate | 06-21-2016 02:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any body up for playing some Tennis...we can use my balls.!
←Rate | 06-21-2016 15:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Public Pool Etiquette: Before urinating, one must raise one's hand and flab one's wrist as to alert others to vacate the pool.
←Rate | 06-21-2016 16:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can catch a lot of flies with honey but you can catch a lot of honey's if you're fly.
←Rate | 06-23-2016 10:54 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI: I'm only interested in women ages 19 to 102. If your not in this age range please dont message me!!! Thnx
←Rate | 06-23-2016 22:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hmmmm .... A University of Pennsylvania/Stanford University study states that Only 9 -15% of people incarcerated in US prisons are Republican ..... Why do I have a feeling some folks are going to be a demand some sort of affirmative action for Prisons
←Rate | 07-07-2016 12:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Redneck Children Stories: The Lion, The Witch, and the Civil War Re-enactors.
←Rate | 07-08-2016 14:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you hitchhike make sure to use your thumb correctly or people might think you're just congratulating them on their excellent driving
←Rate | 07-10-2016 06:33 by unknown comic Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI,,, I never really know when to stop peeling cabbage.
←Rate | 07-13-2016 22:40 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget a wall, we should just put caution tape around the borders of America.
←Rate | 07-16-2016 00:57 Comments (0)  



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