Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   If your heart was really broken you would be dead. So STFU.

   Anything Gloria Allred speaks out against I will support!

   The people made of chocolate from the Hershey's commercials freak me out...

   I guess the radical libs had to come up with something in light of the strong likelihood that a Conservative Christian minority might wax our existing Socialist leader out of a job pretty soon. :-/

   I'm trying to figure out why you're mad at me for not wearing a mask. Does the one you're wearing not work?

   I vote for Chinx getting the vaccine last.

   EVERY man agrees with his woman until she opens her mouth (to talk !)

   I cant wait until 2016 so that I can learn through FB what country Hillary Clinton was really born in and what type of tyrantical gvmt she's associated with and how fast she plans to go door to door to take everyones hand guns..

   It's a real shame that Justin Bieber never got to attend a sleepover at Michael Jackson's house

   I don't know who has a worse lineup right now, the Mets or the Republicans

   If a b!tch is two faced; Does that mean I have the right to smack the hell outta her twice?!

   why marry and make one woman happy when you can remain single and make many Women Happy........???

   Underwear is for pussies See what I did there? .. Sigh.. Brilliant

   Malaysian Airlines tickets will be half price from now on because that is as far as you are going to get.

   In case if emergency, your seat cushion may be used to choke that annoying crying baby closest to you.

   I believe Harry Potter is real. My faith in Him is unwavering. I can prove his existence by quoting from a book. Stop ridiculing my faith!

   President Obama has invited a group of top Republicans to watch the Super Bowl with him at the White House. That should be a lot of fun. They're gonna need a two-thirds vote before they pass him the Doritos.

   Ya know, Joe Biden sayin' "If I hear one more Republican tell me about balancing the budget, I am going to strangle them," doesn't frighten me NEAR as much as Nancy Pelosi threatening to release her flying monkeys!! ....just sayin'....

   eating bacon with Mohammed.

   How can you tell when a democrat is lying? When his lips are moving!