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I wonder what is more of a rarity, a four-leaf clover or a heterosexual cowboys fan?
You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, "The car behind me is paying for two."
How many BBQ's do I have to get drunk at to prove I love Australia???
One day... Facebook, Youtube, Myspace and Friendster will come together as one. It will be called, FookYouMyFriend.
the hardest part of working in a restaurant is how your throat hurts after spitting in all those orders
Just saw a baby with a shirt that said, not everything stays in Vegas.
Buckwheat Word Of The Day: Dictate "I aks Darla wen she give me a bIow job how my dictate."
I won't believe Obama is black until he shows me his irresponsible father certificate.
R.I.P. Amanda Todd ..We will miss you . . <----------------
in bed by 9, and home by 11..
Thinks Whitney had her own pre-grammy party. grammy of coke, grammy of heroin, grammy of.......
Today I saw a baby with a bib that said "This dumbass put my cape on backwards."
• BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND. Everything has an END, except family.
this country is not ran by democracy, but by communism.
supports the "Obama Is Too Damn High Party"!!!
Congratulations to Amy Winehouse... on 4 months of sobriety.
"focus- Oh look, a squirrel! "
I tried Obama's 1-800 number...... It's is a disaster too. Your best bet is to stuff an ObamaCare application into a bottle and throw it in the ocean.
dancing naked on your roof. 