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is a straight ally and today is National Coming Out Day. I'm coming out for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender equality because it's 2010 and almost 90% of LGBT youth experience harassment in school, and too many lives have been lost. 
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Im opening up an all female casino... Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Sarah Palin's son beats woman and yet she blames it on Obama? Haha, she should have raised a gentleman instead of a thug!
Pro Tip: If your EBT Card is denied... just take out your ObamaPhone and call him.
Wants to help Haiiti since they helped us out so much during Katrina
"RIP Joe Frazier... I Can't Believe He's Gone...I'm still shaking" -Muhammad Ali-
I disliked Obama before it was cool.......Yes I did!
just another brick in the wall
"Now in all good toy shops, batteries not included"
Yes sir, I’ve spent more time in Facebook Jail than they gave Smollett.
The republican party are "carnival barkers"
is surprised that some group of backwoods pudknockers hasn't yet blamed President Obama for CAUSING the BP oil leak in the Gulf.
If you're asking why there are no black folks in the movie Titanic. Who the hell do you think brought the luggages on board?
If I could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.
bringing sexy back.
If a wheelchair athlete used WD-40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance?
when Ronald Regan was in office we had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have Obama in office with no hope and no cash
They say curiosity killed the cat. Which is true, because "curiosity" is also what I nicknamed my shovel. 