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There is an over abundant amout of "your thumbnail pic was hot but the full size pic made me shudder" on Facebook. 
Now days spelling "good" is as simple as paying attention in school
Be careful who you decide to take for granted, because once they find better, they are NOT coming back to your regretful ass.
well, I gues I'm going to have to find a wife. These dishes aren't going to wash themselves...
So......Snooki announced she's having a baby boy. Phew! That was close
Moammar Gadhafi shades for sale........ replaced the lens where the bullet went through
RIP Gaddafi. No? Ok.
Turkey Bacon: Cause you suck at life.
Ugh. Sometimes I just can't help f***ing up. I don't need an angel on my shoulder I need an etiquette instructor with a cattle prod.
If you people would GET OFF THE PHONE you could drive better!
Heading out downtown tonight better known as "No I don't have a cigarette or a dollar"
I'm Frank with all of my dates. Wouldn't want them knowing my real name would i?
Camping? Yeah right. My idea of roughing it, is a night at Motel 6 with Basic Cable.
If you have to question whether or not your behavior is acceptable, it's probably not.... and we should definitely hang out :)
The best way to make a long story short is to tell it on Twitter.
You can't be ugly and play hard to get, it justdoesn't work that way. you are already hard to want.
I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.!!
I mistakenly had sex with a model. These mannequins are really starting to look real.
Be careful about making too many plans; that's were “premeditated” comes from.
so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. 