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this aint the end.. its only the beginning of the end... 
Ravage the Wenches, Plunder The Booty
killing gnomes with sporks.
naked eating cheetos
won't lower his standards to raise yours
keeps whats on his mind away from Facebook
Out like the Cavs!
hates it when people are late...i feel like their stealing my a piece of my life
wondering what happened to the California Raisins? Did they break up? Did they settle down and have any little Grapes?
Cant remember the original punchline as to why the chicken crossed the road ?! Little help ??
It's not so much that "I don't like" my neighbors as "I hate 'em"
There's no one I relate to less than my relatives.
Life's a beach....and i'm playing in the sand...
You couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a handful of pardons!
Studies show that excessive poking can make you go blind.
letdown. Crop circles just don't have the same mystique in backyard grass. (mood: disappointed)
is the natural alternative to paracetamol and vodka....yes ladies you heard it here first LOL
Tito must be taking relationship lessons from Van Damme
It's funny how after an argument is over you begin to think about more clever things you should have said...
My ten year old son is wearing Axe deodorant to school today, so lets hope I'm not a granddad 9 months from now. 