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Ohhhh, the wonders of Adderall.... 
Happy Birthday posts on Facebook make all the pain go away.
Love the samples at Costco, however I think of them more as tapas you have to fight strangers to the death over.
Nothing tests the love for your children like being awoken at 2 AM with a Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat kick to the sternum.
Must be hard playing Wheel of Fortune in Canada when everybody is constantly saying "A"
When I'm at a club and the DJ says "Raise the Roof!" I'm always like "no thanks!" I came here to dance not to do carpentry.
My girlfriend and I went looking at rings the other day. I decided on the onion cut. She was not amused.
Does anybody out there know the Google Map Satellite image co-ordinates of any Nudist Colonies?
You don't need to dress up as Harley Quinn for Halloween, you're 38.
Last night My wife asked me to take her breath away, so I hid her inhaler
So what if the white man stole our land. Thousands of them die each year from our tobacco and we steal their money at our casinos........
Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles
wondering if dyslexics can truly appreciate alphabet soup...
this aint the end.. its only the beginning of the end...
Ravage the Wenches, Plunder The Booty
killing gnomes with sporks.
naked eating cheetos
won't lower his standards to raise yours
keeps whats on his mind away from Facebook
Out like the Cavs! 