Trump Filter: ON | OFF
Search Messages:
I heard ove a million people attended Obamas inauguration and only 14 of them missed work! 
My bad, I heard Bush's new book was called 41. It is about his Dad, not his IQ.
Fort Hood suffers tradegy again. Perhaps they should change it to Fort Suburbs.
a World Cup soccer game is like watching a bunch of nerds in a night club... A bunch of guys trying their best, and nobody scores...
Tonight, because of the presidents speech, me and the family of 13 have now converted to democrats.
Snow on da ground.... Snow on da ground... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground....look at ya now... car spinning 'round.... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground...
coming to a theater near you!
Female driving instructors... The equivalent of a blind person teaching kids to read.
I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic and I won't take "No" for an answer.
if you don't like the way you were born, then try being born again
The Obamas are on vacation. Someone send a cop car by the White House to make sure Biden wasn't left home alone.
men only get their great ideas in bed because their plugged into a genius!
happier than a retard with a sparkler
̿ ̿̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\=(•̪●)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ Say Hello To My Lilttle Frien ..!!!!
A guy at Target wearing a Dallas Cowboys hat and a MAGA t-shirt was buying a 65 inch TV so I said “Man, you’re really gonna be able to see the players kneeling on that thing.”
You can't spell slaughter without laughter!
pondering on incoherent thoughts that pertain to this abstract dilemma
When you are talking to an invisible man in the sky, you are either A) on drugs Or B) at church
Presidents day is canceled until we get one.
Just because you are vaccinated doesn’t mean you can now wear Axe Body Spray. 