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I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic and I won't take "No" for an answer. 
if you don't like the way you were born, then try being born again
The Obamas are on vacation. Someone send a cop car by the White House to make sure Biden wasn't left home alone.
men only get their great ideas in bed because their plugged into a genius!
happier than a retard with a sparkler
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A guy at Target wearing a Dallas Cowboys hat and a MAGA t-shirt was buying a 65 inch TV so I said “Man, you’re really gonna be able to see the players kneeling on that thing.”
You can't spell slaughter without laughter!
pondering on incoherent thoughts that pertain to this abstract dilemma
When you are talking to an invisible man in the sky, you are either A) on drugs Or B) at church
Presidents day is canceled until we get one.
Just because you are vaccinated doesn’t mean you can now wear Axe Body Spray.
Took my car into the mechanic. It was making a horrible high-pitched squeal. He said it was coming from the the Mariah Carey Christmas CD.
The only thing worse than not getting a joke, is being offended by one.
I told his wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked him in the cellar
if you ever feel upset and depressed, just remember, you were once the fastest, most victorious sperm in the bunch.
from where I come from helmets are won by motorcyclists not football players
"If Jesus had a gun, he would be alive today" - Homer Simpson
Richard Dawson has died....WOW!! I'm SHOCKED!!! I thought he died YEARS AGO?!?!?!
everybody knows the real good friday is in two weeks 4/20 