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A box of poptarts to any one that can find my underwear. 
Despite a great life, I feel all empty inside, Must be time for lunch.
I just had an email saying "You may be entitled to £3750 for that accident you had." It must have been pretty bad, I can't even remember it happening.
tellin the snow to "GET OF MY LAWNN"
I have to give those Subway sandwich artists credit -- their works do look quite a bit like sandwiches.
To quarrel with a drunk is to wrong a man who is not there.
I think I may have known Renee Graziano when his name was Ronnie
Just got hit on by a decent looking guy working at Ralphs... He ended up asking 4 my # & I said,"Oh & 2 packs of parliament lights & I'll b paying w my food stamp card." Turns out, no decent looking dude wants to date a 2 pack a day,low income poor woman?
Never fall in love with an a$$ man, unless you're prepared to offer him the moon.
Love one, forget many.Do many, remember one.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
I see they now have a candle scent called "Maple Butter". Nice, but "Maple Butter with Bacon" would be oh so much better.
Peace & quiet are fundamental and necessary for a short time each and every day :)
well if you need more space then join NASA baby.
It's kind of like comparing bermuda shorts and capri pants... both are cute, but those few extra inches make a world of difference...
I know I love you because I fight most with the people I love – is the biggest bullsh*t ever.
Being paranoid doesn't mean you're wrong
There are two types of people in the world: those who know how to handle stress and those who need a lawyer and bail money.
one question: Exactly how long are your parents going to hide your acceptance letter from Hogwarts?
Shagged this model who works for Abercrombie & Fitch last night... She was amazing, them new mannequins are so realistic! 