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have a new theory! If you ran around a tree at 270,000 miles per hour you could actually "f**k yourself". Same theory would apply if we re-elected Obama again. 
Don't religious people have the same said "blog" where they can be stupid without boring the rest of US? How "Christian" to talk crap about others...religious people are some of the BIGGEST hypocrites and most judgmental people I know of.
coming to theater near you.
We are slaves to the NRA....take a moment today and remember Newtown's victims.....
changing the name of my ipod to "The Titanic" so when I plug it into my computer it will say "The Titanic is syncing."
a flirt..but your boyfriend likes it
God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees.
If only we cared for African humans as much as we cared for African lions.
mad because the government stole my Weapon of Mass Destruction
King Obama is not incompetent, he's brilliant. He is purposely overwhelming the U.S. economy to creat systemic failure, economic crises and social choas. There by destroying capitalism and our country from with in!!!! Pure and simple...
hates being bi-polar. It's awesome.
If I hear one more person saying the worlds going to end because of the Japan Earthquake...I'm going to pray from this day forward that God punches you in the face for your stupidity!!!!
my husband said he wanted me to tease him, so I said "Alright, fatty." I guess that's not what he meant. :(
life is like the Mets I just can't win
quotes, "Life's most urgent question is: what are you doing for others?" ~ Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
Heidi Montag + Micheal Jackson = Amy Winehouse.
just received a coupon inthe mail: Buy one sock, get oneFREE! While socks last.
thinks Toyota should use pringles slogan: Once you start, you just can't stop
The kids next door challenged me to a water fight . . . I'm just poisting this while I wait for the kettle to boil
Today is my Friday, but yesterday was not my Thursday, because that's Thanksgiving and we all know Thanksgiving is in two more days, and tomorrow is not my Saturday, it's just Wednesday. Yesterday was Monday, not just in my world, but everywhere. Don't kn 