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I hope my kid's take God to school with them !! 
Oh, I`ve got one. A Mexican, a Jew and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the hell out of here!"
Just read the instructions on a stick of deoderant "remove top and push up bottom". Having trouble walking but farts smell great!
first you want same sex marriage, what's next...same sex divorce
For how long must I wait and toil in the FRIEND ZONE before she lets me hit it??
Obama is all about change. Unfortunately, it's my change and your change he'll take...
Christmas comes quicker than a teenager during his first dry hump.
Obama asking the Iranians to return the Stealth Drone was probably the biggest joke of 2011.
President Obama - The worlds most powerful insurance salesman.. How embarrassing.
did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was fried and eaten on MLK day.
4-20... The day when it is obvious which of your friends are still mentally in high school.
rael says "ceasefire", Hamas says "reload".
wtf? why is Obama meeting with Indians? Thanksgiving is still 3 weeks away!
all he's done in 2 yrs is take fancy trips and vacations on our dime!!
would give his right arm to be ambidexious
I don't think of Canada as a different country, I think of it more like, America's Hat, because they've always got us covered. Same goes for Mexico, I think of them as Americas Legs, because without them, none of the labor would get done.
feels sorry for guys who's girlfriends call them The Boy. Hanging out with The Boy Tonight. Obviously he's not the man.
Fat chicks and mopeds. Both fun to ride until your friends find out.
This whole rescue could have been avoided if he just stayed in his vehicle. He should have called it in and waited for ems to arrive.
So....Apparently putting toothpaste on your ass....DOES NOT stop you from being raped in prison.....so much for complete cavity protection! 